Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -James Thurber

About Il Guanaco:

(retired) Howdy. I'm Il Guanaco. Guanaco is a slang word for someone from El Salvador, where I served a mission many, many years ago. It also is a slang word for llama, so take from that what you will. The whole name Il Guanaco and the accompanying signature stem from me returning from a mission, applying to The Board, and watching Il Postino and The Princess Bride in a short period of time. Feel free to get in touch, il.guanaco@gmail.com. Have fun storming the castle, -Il Guanaco

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