"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane

About Claudio:

Claudio was not only the Champion of POGS at his elementary school--he actually manufactured his own slammer, with which he earned tubes upon tubes of his opponents' POGS by always playing for keeps.

It's all been downhill since then.

He'll take your questions on anything, but specializes in pop culture, literature, baking cookies and other culinary arts, useless trivia, old school 8-bit video gaming, and the history of rock and roll.

When Claudio grows up, he wants to be Bear Grylls.

claudio at theboard dot byu dot edu

Recent answered questions:

Do any of the board writers (past, probably since the kids will be older), have children ... — 7 votes
Roll call! Which of you alumni are joining us this year? -East Coaster up way past ... — 12 votes
Wahoo! Board Reunion! I recall in years past that someone (Claudio?) mentioned that their wife was ... — 11 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board (especially Waldorf & Sauron, Optimistic., Claudio, Foreman, Gimgimno, and Cognoscente), Do you ... — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board retired writers in med school (Claudio and Eirene), How is medical school ... — 7 votes
Please brag about your board babies and share any pictures you wish we could see. -So ... — 17 votes
Dear Retired 100 Hour Board, Recently I've had a problem with couples in my ward asking ... — 6 votes
Earlier today I was playing Rock Paper Scissors with a coworker and I played my hand ... — 6 votes
I've typed and deleted this a hundred times. Please don't tell me I'm a horrible person, ... — 10 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, ROLL CALL! Who's here this year? -DFTBA — 4 votes
Since it's the Board Reunion Tour can we get some more pictures of Board babies, please? ... — 12 votes
I feel like a lot of adults don't keep up with new music and tv shows ... — 3 votes
Dear Eirene (or any other board writers in med school): What is medical school like? What ... — 14 votes
Dear HFAC, I drove by Missionary Mall the other day. This was the motto that was ... — 6 votes
What is the Boards opinion on using assassination as a tool of statecraft? Like assassinating a ... — 7 votes
Dear Claudio, Whilst reading through the lovely Board archives, I discovered that you are passionate about ... — 2 votes
When a heart breaks, does it make a sound? - Espionage — 5 votes
I attended BYU for exactly two semesters, during which time I was introduced to the Board ... — 0 votes