Silence is the virtue of fools. -Sir Francis Bacon

About Creeping Beauty:

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



this chain letter has been


circulating the globe unbroken for


29 million years!!!!!!!!!





we are about to break a world record!!!!!!!!!!!



if you break it now, then tonight at EXACTLY 3:14

and 56 seconds, CREEPING BEAUTY will


come to your bedroom. you will know it is her

because she has NO FINGERNAILS and she


has CURLY NOSE HAIR and ONE HUGE EYEBROW that

looks like a TARANTULA!!!!!!! but


her eyes are GORGEOUS, with PERFECT mascara and

eye shadow, NOT TO MENTION


eyeliner. her voice sounds like the ALLURING

MELODY of SCREECHING PERUVIAN BATS


OF DEATH in the TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she will be

strumming an ELECTRIC UKULELE with a


PORTABLE AMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! she will stand by your

BEDSIDE and STARE at you with her


GORGEOUS EYES until you SENSE her presence and

awaken, at which point she will


INTRODUCE YOU to MISTER BLOWTORCH!!!! her PHALANX

of rabid BADGERS will look on


with glee and cackle MYSTERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!! do

you want this to happen??????





I


THINK


NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





(Nothing I say is true, basically. Don't listen to me.)

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