Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

About Beemer Boy:

I have a fetish for BMW's which borderlines on idolatry (I'll repent later). I don't like cats, or my dog for that matter, but he's really a sissy dog anyway.

I am a huge advocate of Oregon, Macs, BMWs and Oregon.

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