My kisses are sort of limited to...well, female human things. -Claudio

About The Man with a Mustache:

Extends neither beneath nor beyond the corners of the mouth, thank you very much.

Email (if you care): TheManwithaMustache (at) gmail (dot) com

Recent answered questions:

Do you have any parenting advice/life hacks/favorite books/products/jokes for parents of toddlers? We're entering a new ... — 6 votes
So, I got my Bachelor's. How should I get enough experience with types of work so ... — 4 votes
Hello again current and former writers! It's question 89494 again. If you participated last year, would ... — 3 votes
Ok, so I saw this on Facebook and I think we could twist it to make ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 5 votes
Dear The Board, I'm going to assume you're all familiar with the mnemonic "lefty loosey, righty ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board and Alumni, All of you have graduated from or are attending college. ... — 6 votes
I'm a 21 year old female who recently submitted her mission papers. I would have gone ... — 8 votes
Gotta do it...Favorite board games that are new to you since last time I asked this? ... — 3 votes
What big changes have you been through this year? What have you learned? - George — 4 votes
Ok, so I saw this on Facebook and I think we could twist it to make ... — 7 votes
What's a way you've been blessed recently? -Good vibes — 13 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board (and alumni!), What's the single best movie you've seen since last alumni ... — 5 votes
Dear everybody, What do you do for work? Is that that the field you graduated in? ... — 5 votes
Frasier Question 2.0 I had so much fun talking Frasier last year that I've decided to ... — 3 votes
Board babies/children/not-so-young-offspring? -My Name Here — 6 votes
Do you have audio book or podcast recommendations? I have an audible account, but my ears ... — 2 votes
What's the best thing on the internet that I probably haven't seen yet? -El-ahrairah — 7 votes
How do you cope with the death of a loved one? My girlfriend killed herself about ... — 10 votes
With the change in how Elders quorums and high priests quorums work, does it feel to ... — 13 votes