"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers

About Marzipan:

Sometimes I like to take a drink from the taller drinking fountain on purpose, so it forces the tall people to have to awkwardly crouch down and drink from the shorter drinking fountain. This amuses me. You can contact me at marzipan (at) theboard (dot) byu (dot) edu, if you so desire.

One more thing: I am not a broom!

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