"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

About Wallace:

Like Gromit's friend, I like to invent clever ways to do things. And I like cheese. Also, I may be related to William Wallace, of Braveheart fame. Maybe.

Recent answered questions:

Dear Wallace, You mentioned helicopter rides in your note to someone trying to find interesting things ... — 1 votes
Dear Ladies and Gents, If you went to New York to see a man about a ... — 0 votes
I've been working on my personal emergency preparedness lately, and when I was putting together a ... — 0 votes
I'm trying to find the story and if it is true about a famous composer (I ... — 0 votes
Even though grad school has given it a bit of a hit, my husband and I ... — 1 votes
I was watching Bones today: it was about this guy (who was in American Idol) who ... — 5 votes
Recently while driving around Spanish Fork, I spotted a multi-level building on the side of the ... — 1 votes
I have not lived in Provo for about 8 years now. However, I still LOVE provo. ... — 1 votes
I know that they usually have a garage sale type thing for students who would like ... — 0 votes
I am planning on taking Chem 331 next year and it says that the prerequisites for ... — 0 votes
I am not yet an official BYU student, just an aspiring one, having applied for the ... — 0 votes
I want to test out of the physical science GE requirement. I know about the website ... — 0 votes
Today I found a flyer on my car advertising custom-designed wedding invitations. On other occasions I've ... — 1 votes
Why do different parts of the sidewalk thaw at different rates? For example, the sidewalk just ... — 3 votes
Is there any way to block updates regarding friends of friends on my Facebook news feed? ... — 0 votes
I would like to take a class offered this summer at BYU that is not too ... — 3 votes
What, if any, benefits are there to having a unibrow? -Count Olaf — 12 votes
A friend of mine told me that paraffin wax candles emit toxins and stuff, and that ... — 1 votes
Dear Boardies. I recently decided I am going to swim across the English Channel. Do any ... — 0 votes
What were couches called 300 years ago? Or even 1000 years ago? -Take a Seat — 1 votes