Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

About Shifty Canadian:

Because everyone knows you can't trust those Canadian hosers, eh?

shifty(dot)canadian(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu

Recent answered questions:

Every so often, I see a delightful news piece about some random Canadian citizens running into ... — 3 votes
What are the main National Controversies in Canada? You know, like how we Americans debate health ... — 5 votes
Justin Trudeau's little bio on Twitter says "This account is run by Justin Trudeau and campaign ... — 1 votes
I can hear my roommate and her boyfriend BREATHING in the other room. -Help — 16 votes
I love that Haleakatagger is back. I love that my questions are already tagged days before ... — 5 votes
Dear Shifty Canadian, Is this the manual for Shifty-Canadian-ing? -Dubious American — 2 votes
Did Inverse Insomniac sleep away his Board exisistance? -Carol Kevins — 8 votes
Can you give me descriptions of the top 15 cities/metroplexes of the United States? For example, ... — 5 votes
How does Canada enforce, or conceive of enforcing, its law forbidding foreigners from telling Canadians who ... — 2 votes
Yesterday (10/14/15) I noticed four small blue boxes with wires protruding from them sitting on top ... — 2 votes
Today is September 11th, a day that anyone old enough to remember the 2001 attacks will ... — 13 votes
I remember McDonald's having a bunch of different McFlurry flavors (Reeses, Kit Kat, etc) from around ... — 1 votes
Dear Haleamerica, How do you plan on dealing with the Canadian geopolitical threat? -Concerned Citizen — 6 votes
I feel like I say sorry way too much. I notice myself apologizing for literally everything, ... — 12 votes
All writers, especially from different parts of the country: Do you say subdivision or neighborhood? Are ... — 8 votes
What is Winnipeg, Manitoba like in general and in October? Any fun/interesting things to do there ... — 2 votes
Can you tell me some cool Canadian Facts concerning Calgary? Just like really random and fun ... — 3 votes
Do you know where a poor grad student could find the funds available to assist her ... — 2 votes
Why are "hearing" aids and hearing associated medical fees not covered by Canadian National Health care? ... — 3 votes
What exactly is the circumference of a moose? -Arthur Weasley — 3 votes