If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Owlet:

According to my grandfather, the owl is "a time-honored symbol of knowledge and wisdom." Owlets can be intelligent and cute, small yet annoying. Most days, I'm some combination of three out of four. owlet at theboard dot byu dot edu

Recent answered questions:

What is the most average/common/normal word you can find that has zero results in 100 Hour ... — 3 votes
I know it's late in Alumni Week to ask this, but as nobody else seems to ... — 3 votes
What is an unusual or unique place in the world that you would like to visit ... — 11 votes
After finally watching the entirety of The Great British Bake-off and The World's Most Extraordinary Homes ... — 4 votes
Can you give me some top 5 lists? BUT, here's the catch: you don't get to ... — 3 votes
What are your thoughts on nudity in art? Actually, I'll go a bit deeper. Let's say ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 2 votes
What is your favorite purchase of the past year and why? – Consumer — 3 votes
Dear The Board, I'm going to assume you're all familiar with the mnemonic "lefty loosey, righty ... — 6 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board and Alumni, All of you have graduated from or are attending college. ... — 5 votes
Gotta do it...Favorite board games that are new to you since last time I asked this? ... — 3 votes
Board babies/children/not-so-young-offspring? -My Name Here — 11 votes
Dear everybody, What do you do for work? Is that that the field you graduated in? ... — 5 votes
Hey all, In a a couple weeks I’ll have limited access to civilization. That means no ... — 5 votes
Anyone else get married while trying to deal with commitment issues? How did you get yourself ... — 5 votes
Dear writers with kids, Is it seriously all it's cracked up to be? It is difficult ... — 7 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 2 votes
This will be for anyone with a possible link to the nursing school. There are several ... — 1 votes
I've been struggling to come up with creative/easy value project ideas to complete my personal progress. ... — 4 votes
Pardon me for asking, but I'm curious. Are any of you not white? -The Inquisitor — 11 votes