If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Stego Lily:

Like a sego lily, but with armor and a spiked tail.

Recent answered questions:

Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 1 votes
Hello current and former writers! If you could talk to yourself from a year in the ... — 3 votes
How accurate did your predictions for the past year turn out to be? What are your ... — 3 votes
In Silk Parachute , John McPhee wrote an essay about his "list" which is essentially a ... — 1 votes
As is my tradition --do you have any stories, jokes, or factoids that you would like ... — 4 votes
I'm boy crazy. I have been for as long as I can remember and I don't ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Alumni, What was your biggest regret while writing for the Board? How do ... — 2 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, What are you MOST proud of accomplishing in the last year? ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, What is a one year goal you are working on that ... — 2 votes
What is a book you've read in the last year that you would recommend to others? ... — 1 votes
What is the single greatest meal you've eaten in the last year? -Inverse Insomniac — 2 votes
Dear friends, What's surprised you the most in the last year? The last few months? The ... — 4 votes
What is a tv show you think everyone should watch? -Need a binge show — 1 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, So, what have you all been up to? Any life updates ... — 3 votes
What are some things you find overrated but other people LOVE and can't believe you don't? ... — 2 votes
What interesting facts or trivia have you learned recently? -yayfulness — 6 votes
When was the last time you were scared? -That's frightening — 3 votes
If this election convinced you to move to Canada, could you ? -yo no soy canadiense — 1 votes
I have been really enjoying memoirs lately. What are some of your favorite memoirs you have ... — 2 votes
Dear friends, What are some of the stupidest things you have memorized? Did you memorize it ... — 6 votes