If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About El-ahrairah:

The Prince with a Thousand Enemies. Prometheus. Brer Rabbit. Odysseus. Māui. Wikipedia teaches: "The trickster deity breaks the rules of the gods or nature, sometimes maliciously but usually with ultimately positive effects....In many cultures, the trickster and the culture hero are often combined." I am the trickster-hero.

Email me at el dot ahrairah at theboard dot byu dot edu.

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