"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss

About 100 Hour Bard:

Behold! I am 100 Hour Bard.
At thy request and thy demand I write
These songs which have at once my spirit scarred
And my soul healed. Thee I now invite
To ask me questions to thy soul's content
On any subject, matter, or event,
And I shall answer to my best extent,
Though rhyming shall remain my great intent.

Recent answered questions:

What’s something you’ve been unsuccessful at? -My Name Here — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board writers reunion, I know some of you like to write creative answers. ... — 7 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board , Guten tag ! Which languages do you speak and how/where did ... — 8 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 7 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, Anon I see that death must even pass upon That vessel of ... — 22 votes
Dear two very specific, very anonymous members of the 100 Hour Board, Board Question #85683 fascinated ... — 10 votes
I love that Haleakatagger is back. I love that my questions are already tagged days before ... — 9 votes
Do any of you have an interest in poetry? Who are your favorite poets? Favorite poems? ... — 9 votes
How many Boards could a Bored Board Board if a Bored Board could Board Boards? -Bored — 22 votes
If you had to defend yourself from an attacking group of ninjas at a moment's notice ... — 8 votes
Is your second toe longer than your big toe? -WQW — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, Meta Knight, and Terrible Scientist, What is truth and what do you ... — 4 votes
I don't understand how Valentine's day can be such a source of angst. I've never felt ... — 9 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, No doubt you are quite busy this time of year, what with ... — 20 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, It’s oft been told, That bards of old, Are frequent in their ... — 16 votes
Do you all have "dream questions," as in questions that you wish someone would ask because ... — 15 votes
My son LOVES the song "The Wheels on the Bus," which means that I usually end ... — 38 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, What's in a 'nym? Would that which we call a writer by ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard and Board, Who is your favorite obscure historical figure? -The Inquisitor — 2 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, Will you please write some verses about the upcoming general conference weekend? ... — 8 votes