If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Inverse Insomniac:

I can't not sleep.

Jack of all questions, master of none. All around human being. You can email me at inverse[dot]insomniac[at]theboard.byu.edu. I promise I won't bite.

Recent answered questions:

Dear 100 Hour Board alumni, As Alumni Week 2017 comes to a close, any last words ... — 4 votes
Dear writers with kids, Is it seriously all it's cracked up to be? It is difficult ... — 5 votes
Scenario: You live on Scadrial circa The Alloy of Law . You may choose one Allomantic ... — 1 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 3 votes
Why can't you tickle yourself? -Luby Bell — 3 votes
Can we see another cool church-related map? Maybe meeting-house density or member density? -Yayfulfan — 4 votes
What podcast(s) do you listen to that you think others should listen to as well? What ... — 3 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 2 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, So, what have you all been up to? Any life updates ... — 6 votes
If you had to choose 3-5 conference talks as your favorites, which ones would you choose? ... — 1 votes
What is your favorite animal? Which animal do you most identify with? Which animal do you ... — 2 votes
A couple semesters ago I took Biology 100 an didn't do well at all. I received ... — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board moms and dads, My baby is four months old. We've just begun ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Artists, I need to commission a very specific piece of artwork, Because ... — 10 votes
Why did Gandalf say "The lightsaber chooses the Jedi, mister Spock" when they were on the ... — 5 votes
In Silk Parachute , John McPhee wrote an essay about his "list" which is essentially a ... — 1 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, What are you MOST proud of accomplishing in the last year? ... — 2 votes
Why is it frowned upon to ask to serve in a specific calling? Is there anything ... — 2 votes
Dear Dragon Lady et. al, Will you teach me your favorite Hebrew things? Dear rest of ... — 3 votes
I hate hate hate watching most TV shoes because the plot is designed to carry on ... — 2 votes