If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Luciana:

Just stay outta my face, chump. Or email me at luciana@theboard.byu.edu. Be cool.

Recent answered questions:

Can you guys go on an adventure with me to find this engagement ring? https://imgur.com/a/PHCm2 I ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board millenials, What's your favorite casual sit-down restaurant chain? -El-ahrairah — 5 votes
1. In your own opinion/experience, is it ever okay to talk to an ex about the ... — 3 votes
I grew up paying for a lot of my own clothes and things, and then when ... — 4 votes
What are you grateful for this year? -Daisy — 3 votes
I am currently teaching my 15 year old son to drive. This is my 3rd child ... — 2 votes
Any advice for someone with trouble making it to church? (This might make added sense if ... — 8 votes
I'm facing some conflict in my marriage and want an unbiased outsider's opinion. I've been married ... — 6 votes
particularly Luciana, I'm planning a trip to Disney world next spring (2 adults, no kids) and ... — 7 votes
I am a prospective student who is currently working on her application. I have been seriously ... — 2 votes
I’m not quite sure what to think about all of the popular Mormon moms on instagram. ... — 10 votes
How do you know if you love someone? How do you know if you're in love ... — 3 votes
Would you date someone if they didn't get a college education? I'm dating this guy who ... — 5 votes
I want to know now, know now, can you love me again? -Your ex — 4 votes
Have you ever liked anything before it was cool? -Lame-O — 3 votes
I’ve been told and I firmly realize that Mormons are pretty shallow people. I’ve read a ... — 11 votes
What are your motivations for deleting friends on Facebook? I never understood why a person would ... — 5 votes
Dear Luciana, You work/worked for Disney?? -Moofasa — 7 votes
Is there anything you'd like to rant about right now? If so, please take this as ... — 4 votes
I need a new pair of glasses. Someone recommended Zenni to me because there are so ... — 4 votes