If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes.
Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written.
Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.
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