I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

What's something that you think more people should know about? -Alta — 5 votes
What do you do when you're bored at work? -halp — 5 votes
If we are what we eat, then... what are you? -Squeeker — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Friends, Once I pour milk into my cinnamon-y cereal, is it a ... — 7 votes
Dear Board Writers, What inspired your alias? Is there a story behind it? Any cool meanings? ... — 5 votes
I've only recently become aware that "impostor syndrome" is a thing, but believe I have struggled ... — 3 votes
What rumors have you heard about April 2020 General Conference? -Rumor Has It — 6 votes
My subconscious has been really creative lately. The last few nights, I've dreamed (a) that I ... — 4 votes
I don't know if this is too private of information to ask - but could you ... — 3 votes
What type of old person do you want to be 50+ years from now? -Ye Olde ... — 5 votes
I often find myself feeling competitive and resentful toward other people when they are happy, especially ... — 5 votes
A friend just re-posted an image attributing the following quote to James Baldwin: "We can disagree ... — 12 votes
Have you decided on your Halloween costume, if you're dressing up? -Dracula — 4 votes
It's time to update my work wardrobe from business casual to business professional. Where are some ... — 3 votes
Something's been bothering me. I've dated around a bit and have noticed that men, almost without ... — 8 votes
As I was creating Closed Captions for this video of the BYU Men's Chorus singing a ... — 4 votes
You know you're old when you are annoyed with the Board for having an incomprehensible typo ... — 6 votes
What would you recommend dipping into a chocolate fountain? -Mmmm chocolate — 5 votes
What’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you? What’s the nicest thing you’ve done for ... — 9 votes
I have a few friends who I consider myself close to, but over the last few ... — 8 votes