"Yes, ice machine" -- Hotel Employee on phone to Petra

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

How tall is Keith Morrison? -Famous Fanny — 2 votes
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Porgs? -Porgs — 4 votes
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What is your favorite file format? -The Force Awakens — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board, Fascinating choices and reasoning! I had no idea that was such a ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board millenials, What's your favorite casual sit-down restaurant chain? -El-ahrairah — 9 votes
I have a dilemma: I just took on a job where I work as a traveling ... — 4 votes
What are you grateful for this year? -Daisy — 5 votes