If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

How can I buy Music Concerts Tickets Online at the Cheapest Price? -William Hook — 3 votes
What do you do when you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up? It can be as ... — 5 votes
Why is hotel shampoo so not-lathery? Even the cheapest store-bought shampoos are much... creamier, while hotel ... — 3 votes
For those writers that served foreign-speaking missions, have you found effective ways to keep up your ... — 4 votes
We had a heated discussion the other day. I decided to cool down and collect my ... — 9 votes
There is a man that I am interested in dating, but who has a girlfriend. The ... — 5 votes
What are your thoughts on the song, "Baby, It's Cold Outside"? -Christmas time is here — 5 votes
This is a two-part question about the media: First, why is the media in the U.S. ... — 6 votes
What do you do when you find out about specific members in your ward going against ... — 4 votes
How was your Thanksgiving? Did you get to do everything you hoped? -Rainbow connection — 3 votes
Recently there was an announcement surrounding a new flavor of BYU Creamery Milk. The Chocolate Mint ... — 3 votes
What are your Thanksgiving plans? -My Name Here — 5 votes
If you were given $1 million, what would you splurge on? How about if you were ... — 5 votes
Is Nightmare Before Christmas for Halloween or Christmas? -My Name Here — 11 votes
What breed(s) of cantaloupes did the Bishop Storehouse have fresh/whole in Boise, Idaho between the years ... — 6 votes
Now that the new engineering building is open and everything, I realize that the College of ... — 5 votes
Tell me something interesting. -C7 — 5 votes
As a teenager, I put a lit match in my mouth and closed my mouth to ... — 7 votes
Are you back on Twitter?? Oh boy I am excited! - Mr. James Twitter — 6 votes
What are the odds of future references to the Mormon Tabernacle choir by the church to ... — 8 votes