"I'm not a chicken. I'm just really hesitant." -Frasier Crane

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

What is your favorite BYU-related Instagram account? (ie. BYUcrushes, provobrosamiright, BYUsleeps, etc.) - Me — 4 votes
Dear probably not experts on this and I should probably talk to the school counselors, I've ... — 4 votes
Why is God Save the Queen in the patriotic section of the hymn book? It would ... — 7 votes
There has been a lot of focus recently in the church on ministering to others. I ... — 5 votes
I'm Board! -MNH — 6 votes
Which types of women's garments are best for summer time (i.e. which ones will help me ... — 5 votes
There's a certain temple covenant that I'm not sure how to follow in my day to ... — 3 votes
Dear Alta, Can you please share more of your favorite dinosaur-related memes? -Rainbow connection — 13 votes
What are your favorite and least favorite animals? -Rainbow connection — 6 votes
What is your favorite gluten-free recipe? (either naturally GF or by making substitutions / using special ... — 3 votes
What was your first ever job? Do you have any funny stories from it? -Fast Food — 16 votes
Hi, I'm looking to commission an art student for some sketches for a gift. Not sure ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board I broke my fibula 6 months ago playing basketball. Today, and everyday ... — 4 votes
Dear Alta, What are the most surprising dinosaur facts most people don't know? I realize the ... — 15 votes
I need to update my music. I like the Decemberists, Mumford & Sons, Adele, Arcade Fire, ... — 4 votes
What are your favorite and least favorite animals? -Rainbow connection — 4 votes
Dear Dragon Lady, What colors did you put into your house? Did you paint walls or ... — 3 votes
Okay, here's my problem: Ever since my mission, I have always been trying to follow the ... — 8 votes
Dear 360 000 Seconds Board, I'm leaving on my mission in a few weeks (woohoo!) Music ... — 6 votes
Do you have a daily routine? What does it look like? (Multiple answers would be appreciated, ... — 3 votes