If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Anathema:

Since it seems to be coming up more and more, my 'nym comes from the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. I chose it because I relate to the character Anathema Device, not because I relate to the actual word.

Recent answered questions:

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When I saw #91886, it kind of made me tear up because I feel like I'm ... — 4 votes
Have you ever had a day where everything went according to keikaku*? (*translator's note: keikaku means ... — 2 votes
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Are any of you temple ordinance workers that could share your thoughts on it? I recently ... — 5 votes
What's your opinion of ResearchGate? -My Name Here — 5 votes
Recently there was an announcement surrounding a new flavor of BYU Creamery Milk. The Chocolate Mint ... — 4 votes
I have a great roommate, we've been friends for years. However, I have relatively recently noticed ... — 3 votes
What are your Thanksgiving plans? -My Name Here — 3 votes
Based off the joke in this month's Friend, we googled the swinging record. It's 31 hrs. ... — 4 votes
Is anyone here heard of Carol Tuttle? What’s your type? Do you think she’s serious at ... — 3 votes
How do I become better at games like Mafia? Thanks, I want to win. — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board What is it like to date at Byu in 2018? -My Name ... — 16 votes