If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Van Goff:

“For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream." (Vincent van Gogh)

Email if you have any questions, comments, thoughts, or concerns... or you're, like, lonely. I don't judge: van.goff@theboard.byu.edu

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