"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane

About The Earl of Limerick:

In hopes that you're all not averse
to poetry, witty and terse,
the answers you seek
to your questions each week
have taken a turn for the verse.

Recent answered questions:

Could kidney stones be considered a sedimentary rock? -Oscar E. Meinzer — 10 votes
I'm 20 and have never been in a serious relationship or even kissed. Is something wrong ... — 14 votes
Is Auto Surf's prodigious coolness a product of nature or nurture? My own thought is that ... — 7 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 7 votes
What's the TL;DR version of whatever is happening to Bill O'Reily? -My Name Here — 19 votes