"God sometimes does His work with gentle drizzle, not storms. Drip. Drip. Drip." - John Newton (Amazing Grace)

About The Earl of Limerick:

In hopes that you're all not averse
to poetry, witty and terse,
the answers you seek
to your questions each week
have taken a turn for the verse.

Recent answered questions:

I'm 20 and have never been in a serious relationship or even kissed. Is something wrong ... — 14 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 6 votes
What's the TL;DR version of whatever is happening to Bill O'Reily? -My Name Here — 19 votes