If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Babalugats:

mostly incoherent, will take a good bet, will sing you a spiritual or two, cannot eat fifty eggs.

Recent answered questions:

How do I become better at games like Mafia? Thanks, I want to win. — 6 votes
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How come I was promised I would be infinitely more attractive if I kept my heart ... — 3 votes
I like the question about how to be a more fun person. Any tips for how ... — 5 votes
What are your thoughts on the Oaks talk during the Saturday morning session? Is what he ... — 9 votes
What is a list of your favorite things to do in the Provo/Utah area? I am ... — 6 votes
I'm involved in a lot of activities on campus so I've gotten to meet a lot ... — 8 votes
What is your favorite question you've ever been asked? Not just here, but any time ever. ... — 3 votes
Does water have enough surface tension that an ant (maybe your average small, black kitchen ant) ... — 13 votes
I grew up attending church, but my family didn’t pray or read scriptures together. I was ... — 5 votes
I apologize upfront for asking another modesty question. But I came across question #34624 and read ... — 8 votes
How would the world be different if humans were cold-blooded? -Hypotheticals — 7 votes
Dear Friends, I just read an absolutely enchanting book ( The Night Circus --which I highly ... — 4 votes
Looking for wardrobe suggestions! I'm pretty bored with the kinds of clothes I usually wear, and ... — 9 votes
A person giving a lesson in RS week just posted on our ward page that we ... — 9 votes
There's a certain temple covenant that I'm not sure how to follow in my day to ... — 11 votes
I just got a very weird new coworker, and was wondering if you had any good ... — 5 votes
What is your favorite gluten-free recipe? (either naturally GF or by making substitutions / using special ... — 3 votes
Why did Saudi Arabia lose the World Cup to Russia? — 3 votes
Let's say humans invent a time machine and want to travel back as far as they ... — 5 votes