If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Babalugats:

mostly incoherent, will take a good bet, will sing you a spiritual or two, cannot eat fifty eggs.

Recent answered questions:

Dear 100 Hour Board millenials, What's your favorite casual sit-down restaurant chain? -El-ahrairah — 5 votes
Any resources for learning not to be so hard on myself? I buzzed through the library ... — 3 votes
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one here who’s not extremely conservative. I consider myself ... — 4 votes
I need help and I don't know who to talk to about it. Please don't laugh ... — 7 votes
I want to know now, know now, can you love me again? -Your ex — 6 votes
Do you know of any places/people that can help with personal branding & also website design? ... — 2 votes
Have you ever liked anything before it was cool? -Lame-O — 4 votes
Ya like jazz? -Anthropomorphic Insect — 3 votes
I’ve been told and I firmly realize that Mormons are pretty shallow people. I’ve read a ... — 10 votes
Is it possible to have hope while also “not getting your hopes up?” - Hoping I ... — 4 votes
Dear Board, I recently was looking for an entertaining first kiss story that I had heard/read ... — 5 votes
I am very self-conscious of mistakes I make at work and will feel bad about them ... — 3 votes
What are some of your favorite one-line life philosophies? -My Name Here — 4 votes
Do you feel in charge? -Necessary Evil — 4 votes
I need a new pair of glasses. Someone recommended Zenni to me because there are so ... — 2 votes
Have any of you ever worked at the MTC? Did you like it? mnh — 2 votes
I notice that in the question about the BYU football, you guys gave a host of ... — 4 votes
What do you think would be different if Irvin Kershner, who wrote and directed The Empire ... — 6 votes
I am afraid to lose weight. What? Yeah, I realize that doesn't make sense but let ... — 3 votes
My roommate believes that naming music genres is essentially useless and unhelpful, because they're simply too ... — 3 votes