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About guppy of doom:

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Recent answered questions:

I'm a student, and therefore broke. Christmas is coming soon. Any non-plasma-donating suggestions on how to ... — 4 votes
Is anyone here heard of Carol Tuttle? What’s your type? Do you think she’s serious at ... — 3 votes
Whenever I go to the bathroom, I’m constantly bothered by the sounds that other people make ... — 6 votes
What are your thoughts on "Designer Babies"? Basically, it's the idea that in the near future, ... — 7 votes
What is your favorite Christmas tradition? It could be something that you do alone, with your ... — 7 votes
Dear 100 Hour Ninjas, I love opossums. A LOT. But I have never seen one in ... — 4 votes
What happens if all 15 general authorities die at once? Has the Church made provisions in ... — 7 votes
What is your least favorite food? Why? -Rainbow connection — 3 votes
If you were given $1 million, what would you splurge on? How about if you were ... — 5 votes
As usual, I'm freezing my butt off in the library (again). Do you have any recommendations ... — 3 votes
How do you deal with people saying your standards are too high? I hate it when ... — 5 votes
Why is Hollywood making a movie about building walls to keep immigrants out ? This seems ... — 7 votes
Are the Bayside Bagels ever coming back to the twilight zone? They were way better than ... — 2 votes
The church policy states that those couples reside where temple marriage is recognized by the government ... — 4 votes
Is Nightmare Before Christmas for Halloween or Christmas? -My Name Here — 2 votes
I remember when priesthood was early in the morning, Sunday school was later that morning and ... — 5 votes
If seminary videos are to be believed, early Mormons addressed each other as "Sister [first name]" ... — 9 votes
Not to be that person, but... A while back I started casually dating this guy. He's ... — 4 votes
If I legally bought the Mona Lisa, could anyone stop me from eating it? -Me — 6 votes
With Halloween coming up, do you guys have any recommendations on movies, events, or activities to ... — 8 votes