If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

About Mitty:

Resume:

mitty@theboard.byu.edu

-In a single day: Biked, ran and long-boarded over 17 kilometers to Eyjafjallajokull volcanic eruption

-Scaled highest peak of Noshaq Mountain (northwestern Afghanistan face)

-On Icelandic fishing trawler, earned keep as a boar swain (unpaid deckhand) for one day

Recent answered questions:

Dear 100 Hour Board millenials, What's your favorite casual sit-down restaurant chain? -El-ahrairah — 5 votes
I once went into a tunnel located on the side of Squaw Mountain off the Lake ... — 5 votes
Watching Star Wars Episode 8 trailers. What are your guesses as to that bird Chewbacca seems ... — 4 votes
In light of overflowing inboxes , I thought I'd ask some easily answered (or at least ... — 4 votes
I am planning on applying to BYU's graduate school. Since I will earn my undergrad from ... — 2 votes
My friend and i had a argument over the size of the Racquetball Courts in the ... — 3 votes
I feel like I always hear that your major doesn't matter as much as you think ... — 4 votes
In this article it says, "Despite being blind, they actually love to play video games." How ... — 3 votes
I am a prospective student who is currently working on her application. I have been seriously ... — 2 votes
Can I have a rolling case on campus? I have back trouble so I can’t carry ... — 3 votes
I'm graduating in April, and I have a goal to go inside of every building on ... — 7 votes
Have you ever liked anything before it was cool? -Lame-O — 3 votes
I'm a freshman and I just finished registering for Winter Semester. I am taking 14 credits, ... — 4 votes
I like to think about the eternities sometimes. What I might look like. What it might ... — 7 votes
How old were YOU when you last went trick-or-treating? If you looked really young would you ... — 2 votes
What do you believe is your spirit animal, and why? -Squirtle Junior — 5 votes
What is the easiest religion class to take at BYU? I have finished the required religion ... — 2 votes
I recently read about the now-resigned PA congressman Tim Murphy who was exposed in national news ... — 7 votes
Is there anywhere in Salt Lake County where I can buy cheese curds? I haven't found ... — 3 votes
As a fellow college student, I am curious as to whether any of you guys have ... — 4 votes