I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado

About 9S:

Aspiring techie. Most at home when surrounded by computer monitors. Also a chronic writer, reader, gamer, and perambulator. If you like something I've written, or you thought it was funny, or perhaps you're righteously incensed at my tomfoolery and looking to make sure I know it, you can now find me at nines@theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

What is your ex's version of your most recent breakup? -Dirt — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Friends, Once I pour milk into my cinnamon-y cereal, is it a ... — 3 votes
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I suppose you’ll be getting a few questions about this.... How can I reconcile the fact ... — 13 votes
Have you decided on your Halloween costume, if you're dressing up? -Dracula — 3 votes
So I'm a female freshman and a lot of my female friends (and people in my ... — 6 votes
You know you're old when you are annoyed with the Board for having an incomprehensible typo ... — 4 votes
When/why did The Board die? - Remembers the golden days — 7 votes
Was the breath of the wild sequel planned from the beginning? What I mean is was ... — 3 votes
A missionary once showed me this quote allegedly from Elder Maxwell saying that only 25% of ... — 5 votes
A missionary once tried to convince me that Heavenly Father must have been the Savior of ... — 8 votes
Why can't USGA meet on campus? Is it because BYU won't accept them and support them ... — 9 votes
It takes my husband a long time to get over negative emotions, especially after an argument. ... — 5 votes
Would you say you're a feminist? Why or why not? -Judith Butler — 3 votes
What gives you hope in the world? Could be big or little things. -My Name Here — 4 votes
Was BYU your first choice for college? Were you planning, or hoping, for somewhere else? Basically, ... — 3 votes
What are some good android apps available that you can input random stuff you want to ... — 2 votes
Thank you for answering Board Question Board Question #92521 on objectification. I appreciate the time and ... — 8 votes
What's something or multiple things you've accomplished this year that you're really proud of? (Serious and ... — 5 votes
What things do you like to collect? -Hoarders — 4 votes