I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. –Jack Handey

About 9S:

Aspiring techie. Most at home when surrounded by computer monitors. Also a chronic writer, reader, gamer, and perambulator. If you like something I've written, or you thought it was funny, or perhaps you're righteously incensed at my tomfoolery and looking to make sure I know it, you can now find me at nines@theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

What is the skinny on the Daily Universe scandal that happened back when McKay Coppins and ... — 3 votes
tl;dr: where can I learn more about trauma disorders that are the result of events that ... — 6 votes
I am really sad about how many Church members where I live (and all over) love ... — 6 votes
I heard on a church history podcast that on the day he was killed in Carthage ... — 13 votes
I don't understand why LGBT marriage/relationships are wrong from a church perspective. What are your thoughts ... — 4 votes
How will the Fall semester be different for you? -Inquiring Mindless — 11 votes
For those who are church members: why do you stay in the church? -struggling — 8 votes
It's been so long! How are you all? -Inquiring Mindless — 6 votes
What is your favorite thing about yourself? -Rainbow connection, who thinks you are all awesome — 6 votes
I'm feeling frustrated and less-than-hopeful about dating right now. Over the past 5 years since getting ... — 6 votes
I just wanted to know if any of you have felt attacked for more conservative views ... — 7 votes
My question is as a LDS member, what types of TV and Movie can I watch. ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board and Alumni, Obscurify is an open-source Spotify plugin that compares what you ... — 5 votes
What's a lyric you always mess up? I usually say "invisible toast" instead of "invisible smoke" ... — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board + Alumni, Honest thoughts on The Rise of Skywalker? I know it ... — 6 votes
What's the best thing that's happened to you this week? (and ya know, 'best' is relative ... — 5 votes
Have any of you had struggles with the church's stance on homosexuality affecting your testimony? I'm ... — 8 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, Do you have a song to describe Quarantine? -GG ;) — 4 votes
Dear The Board, What projects have you thrown yourself into during quarantine? Regular projects that weren't ... — 4 votes
What is an underrated song you feel should have received more attention? ~Avocado Monsoon~ — 2 votes