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Question #10317 posted on 11/17/2004 4:07 a.m.
Q:

Dear Ambrosia,
Do you have a recipe for homemade oreos?
- Absolutely Agog

A: Dear Agog,

Why? (Why the name, not why the question.) Yes, I certainly do. (Funny how things transfer from mental to written--in my mind that was "Heck YEAH.") It's amazingly simple, too. So easy, it's practically cheating.

1 box chocolate cake mix (preferably devil's food)
3/4 C shortening (butter flavored)
2 eggs

Mix. Roll into balls. Bake for about 8 minutes at 350.

There you have it. Enjoy.

--Ambrosia
A: Dear Ambrosia,

Wow. I'm excited! Someday when I'm feeling particularly domestic, I'll have to try those.

-songs of inexperience