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Question #1041 posted on 10/20/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

After reading the first answer about the Heritage red berries, I ran out of my dorm and ate some. They are not very tasty, but eh, they're free, and they fill one up, and it saves groundskeeping work. Okay, so my friends say that they're absolutely revolting, but whatever. The point is that I ate a fair number and was not ill. Ergo, if they are poisonous, it's low-level toxicity.

- Blue and white blood

N.B.: Don't eat the seeds. Seeds from fruits of the rose family contain cyanide, and having discarded them, I can't vouch for their benignity.