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Question #1059 posted on 10/20/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If anyone writing for the board watches Red Dwarf (channel 7, 10:30 Saturday) I have just one question for you: Would you like some toast?
- Amethyst

A: Dear Amethyst,
No I wouldn't like some toast, smeghead. Cheers!

-Benvolio