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Question #1108 posted on 10/24/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Along the old highway just past Will's Pit stop, there's this pole or something that has been disguised to look like a pine tree or something. What is it and why does it look like that?
- Interested

A: Dear Interested,

Check the archives.

- Head of the Committee for Redundant Redundancy
A: Dear Interested,
According to a friend of mine who lives in the area, it's a cell phone tower. I looks like that in a sad attempt to disguise it. Tacky, eh?

- Don't quote me
A: Dear Interested,
Yes, I can confirm that it is a cell phone tower. Apparently the neighbors didn't want a huge eye-sore to be built in their front yard, so the company agreed to make it look natural (i.e. like a small redwood tree). They obviously didn't do a great job, but I think it's a lot more fun than looking at a huge antenna.
-Thor