Dear Vengeful Disoriented II Freshman from the August 14th Posting,
Hey! Thanks for the compliment! We always appreciate it when people voice their love, admiration, and sometimes borderline obsession for the 100 Hour Board and its writers. As for the comment about free smoothies...
You are a freshman. This means there is a very high chance, statistically speaking, that you have dining plus (see January 1, 2003 posting). This means, statistically speaking, you will have more money than you know what to do with on your card in, say, a month or so. This, coincidentally and statistically speaking, is when the Board members will be gathering for our top-secret, classified, and highly hush-hush meeting when we have a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new titanium, jewel-encrusted, satin-lined physical box.
So... you gonna buy the board members smoothies or what?