Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. -Tobias Smollett

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Who was the second gunman on the grassy knoll


A: Dear Rob,
There wasn't one. There wasn't even a gunman in the old warehouse. Oswald didn't shoot your brother. It was all a conspiracy! JFK is alive and well, leading a life of seclusion, very similar to yours, since I could've sworn I saw your grave too the last time I was in Arlington. But just as your assasination was apparently a hoax, so was John's. Oh, and say hi to Elvis and Tupac for me. Thanks.
A: Dear Bobby:

Please stop pretending that I am dead and start telling everyone about what I've been doing for the last 40 years:

-- Johnny