If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #1171 posted on 10/28/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is it true Ty Detmer will be the next head football coach at BYU
-Heisman Hopeful

A: Dear Heisman Hopeful,

I sure hope so. Although probably as baseless rumor, we can always dream.

The Captain