You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright
Question #1177 posted on 10/28/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

"Are football practices open to the "public"?"

DON'T BOTHER. If you want to see some real action, go check out the BYU rugby team instead. Unlike football - which provides time for massive breathers for 300+ pound lummoxes - rugby is a free-flowing game with far fewer halts and plenty of action. Even in practice.

By the way, BYU has a VERY competitive team who will never make the playoffs. Why? USA Rugby mandates them for Sundays and will not deviate therefrom. The Europeans call the US "the Sleeping Giants of Rugby." USA Rugby will ensure that the giant remains slumbering.

- Wes "Brigham" Clark