Nobody stranded on a desert island plucks their eyebrows. –Rating Pending
Question #11909 posted on 12/24/2004 3:12 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

My mind was just bombarded by millions of questions, and I recently read that it's more convenient for you if I ask them separately, so I will. Don't get mad. My first question is, who writes the Police Report in the Daily Universe? The police, or a DU writer?

- Numb Lip

A: Dear Talkin' Funny,

A DU reporter comes and talks to the captain at the UPD who tells them what has happened over the last week. The DU reporter then writes it up and puts it in the paper.

-CGNU Grad