Dear 100 Hour Board,
What kind of wildlife do they have in liberia?
They have buffalo. Really. They also have elephants, monkeys, antelopes, duikers, crocodiles, groundhogs (every shot a ground squirrel? you should try it; it's fun), honey badgers (mean little beggars), tortoises, mongooses (remember Rin Tin Tin?), "several predators of the leopard group," water snakes, mambas, cobras, vipers, pythons, more snakes, pigmy hippopotami, and chimpanzees.
Thank you, allaboutliberia.com.
And now, for a touching refrain from "Rescuers: Down Under." Ahem.
Home, home on the range, where the critters are tied up in chains. I stick knives in their sides, and I rip off their hides, and the next day, I do it again.
- Ambrosia, who likes to shoot small, innocent mammals