"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." - Dr. Seuss
Question #1240 posted on 11/01/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What's the deal with the shorty-shorts that the rugby team wears? I thought shorty-shorts for men were outlawed in the mid-1990s.

A: Dear Norb,

What a shame no one told John Stockton.

-long pants