"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio
Question #1246 posted on 11/03/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How do I send a wedding present to Ambrosia and Misaneroth?
- Very Interested

A: Dear Very Interested,

That's funny. We're interested, too. Very. We'd really like a food processor. You could fold it up really small and put in the question box. If, however, your powers do not allow you to fit things like food processors conveniently into the box, you could opt to give a gift certificate or a check. Make sure there's room to add a couple of zeros. Don't forget your signature. If you really, truly, honest-to-goodness have a burning desire in your bosom to give us a real, live gift (no chickens, please), you can submit your email or your phone/address in the usual method (never fear, we will not post them) and we'll get in touch. Thanks!!!! (Those extra exclamation points are in anticipation.)

--Misaneroth & Ambrosia