"Barring polygamy, you will break up with every person you date minus one." - Yellow
Question #1310 posted on 11/07/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What should you do if there is someone at BYU who shares your exact same name, but extremely different political views. Not only are the views very different (and uninformed), but this person voices his opinions in public forums such as the Daily Universe. Now people confuse me for this imbecile. What should I do?
-PH

A: Dear PH,

First of all, the imbecile probably thinks the same thing about you.

Second. The DU always puts the major and hometown of those they interview so people in your position can say, "I'm from Duluth. That imbecile is from Dallas."

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear PH,

Do what I did and threaten to kill the other Andrew Skabelund for making stupid comments and abusing my name.

That one guy