"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #13932 posted on 03/25/2005 3:12 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What did the Beatles have against Sir Walter Raleigh?

- Alban

A: Dear Alban,

It seems the song "I'm so tired," That calls Sir Walter Raleigh "a stupid git" was about insomnia. He decides that even though he's so tired, he'll smoke another cigarette. S.W.R. was rumored to have introduced tobacco to Britain. So he's cursing him for having enabled his addiction, and thus contributed to his lack of sleep.
Curse you, whoever invented homework! You're such a meanie-head, for lack of a better word.

-Uffish Thought