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Question #14160 posted on 04/04/2005 3:01 a.m.

Dear Pa Grape,

Thanks for your hilarious freakin answer to my last question. I was wondering if you got lots of jokes about raisin the dead, haha. Anyway, I know I'm prolly too late this time, but maybe you could tell me for next time how do I get tickets to general conference. I already checked ebay but no such luck.

- The Confessor

A: Dear Confessor,

No, you probably won't find them on eBay. Talk to your home ward bishop a couple months in advance. They can request tickets from the stake presidency for members of their wards.

-Pa Grape, who ended up turning down tickets since he is out of town this weekend.