I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. –Jack Handey

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Ok, I have heard that the Testing center could be funded entirely off of the American Heritage Late fees. I've heard it twice in the last week so I wanted to get to the root of it.
- CrazyLoco

A: Dear Loco,
That rumor is false. But there are a lot of people who take American Heritage exams late. I'm about to graduate, and I've actually never taken a test late. I'm just that stingy.