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Question #1428 posted on 11/13/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

There's this way cool girl in my freshman ward that I want to date. But the thing is that she already has a freshman boyfriend. Is it wrong to persue after her. Or in general is it bad to persue after girls that already have boyfriends? Or is that if there's no ring it's fair game?

NKOTB

A: Dear NKOTB,

Ok noobie, generally the ladies call them "boyfriends" cuz they don't want to date anyone else. But since you're all freshmen and miss dreamy will be wearing someone else's ring long before you or the boyfriend return from the mish, consider it fair game. Oh yeah. No rules man. All's fair in love and war. You might come out looking like a total jerk, but if that happens just pretend it was all a joke and yell, "Hey you guys have just been PUNK'D!!!" Oh freshman year...

Ashton Kutcher's BFF,
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