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Question #1485 posted on 11/17/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why is it that Mark Jackson, the guy who was a freshman last year at Utah is now playing for Northwest Sports, the team BYU demolished yesterday?

A: TC-

He couldn't stand Rick Majerus, he realized there were more important things than basketball, and he quit the (U of U) team.

The Captain