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Question #1649 posted on 11/24/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Does NKOTB not have a life?
- Bahia

A: Dear Bahia,

Apparently not. You may actually know him, since you live near him. (yes, we know who both of you are. And I'm not kidding. Do you go by your first name, or can we call you Max?)

- He Who Knows All
A: Dear Bahia,

Well, unless you're implying that some sort of non-living being is supplying all these questions to the Board, I think we can safely assume that NKOTB does, in fact, have a life. It may be a highly Board-dependent one, but hey, somebody's gotta ask questions, else we be out of a job--er, hobby, pass-time, distraction from school, chance to volunteer to provide answers that invariably irritate someone, no matter how good our intentions. Uh, never mind.