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Question #17032 posted on 07/29/2005 3:13 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How much did Joseph Smith weigh when he was put in Liberty Jail, and how much did he weigh when he got out?

- weight man

A: Dear Wait, man

I cannot reveal my sources, but I have discovered through the Dark Arts that Mr. Smith weighed approximately 72.57 kilograms. Do not ask me how I found this out. I cannot say. Fifty points from Gryffindor.

-The Half-Blood Prince
A: Dear weight man,
How much did he weigh? Sorry friend, but you really think that was something the Prophet was concerned about while he was in prison? If it was pertinent to our respective eternal salvation, we would probably know the answer. Seriously--I don't even know how much I weighed last week.
-Qupinthy