The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Question #1727 posted on 11/28/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear he who knows all,

yeah i know i use my student id for the board name, but when did asking a simple question involve a background check? or are you just stalking me? or a freaking psycho? thanks

- Bahia

A: Dear Bahia,

Actually, we were in the process of tracking NKOTB, and your IP address just happened to show up immediately after his, and we were checking everyone. Nothing personal.

- He who knows all, but cannot remember what he had for lunch. Or even if he had lunch. Lunch sounds good...