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Question #1755 posted on 11/29/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Are any of you up for a sleep over at Neverland?

A: Dear MJ,
Go back to prison like a good little boy. I hear prison is FUN for sex offenders.
~Defender of the Board
A: MJ,

They will do to you in prision exactly what you did to the little boys at Neverland.

The captain
A: Dear MJ:

Sure. As long as you're spending the night in a maximum-security facility more than 100 miles away. I hear the guys there like it when child molesters visit them.

-- Misaneroth