My kisses are sort of limited to...well, female human things. -Claudio
Question #17727 posted on 08/23/2005 3:13 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

-The "Chief"

A: Dear Chief,

The last time I played, she was in Prague... or somewhere like that. That chick sure got around.

Except, I'm not sure how she stole things like Machu Pichu or the Eiffel Tower.

That game sure taught me my geography! I just wish I could have been on the game show... DO IT ROCAPELLA!!

That is all.

Horatio the Traveller
A: Dear The Chief,

See Board Question #5614.

-Wilhelmina Wafflewitz
A: Dear "Chief,"

According to a recent McSweeney's article, she was overheard asking about exchange rates for the euro and was searching for cheap flights via EasyJet and RyanAir. ("Come on! You think I'd make it that easy for you?")

For more of "Where Are They Now?" visit

-Petra, sharing the gospel of McSweeney's