Silence is the virtue of fools. -Sir Francis Bacon
Question #17894 posted on 08/27/2005 3:13 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Are there any good jokes about Guacamole out there? If so, what are they?

- Salsa Verde

A: Dear Salsa Verde,

Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.

Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
A: Avogadros.

Now, I know, I know, you asked for good jokes...but these will have to do.