If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #1799 posted on 12/04/2003 7:21 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Does Windex REALLY heal zits, scratches, and every other fun thing imaginable?
- Toula

A: Dear Toula,

No. It didn't work on my zits, scratches or anything else.

The captain
A: Dear Toula,
Windex doesn't, but Chapstick does. Weird.
- Scout
A: Dear Toula,

Yeah. Every other fun thing imaginable. Like heart disease, pink eye, and accidental amputations. Try it at home, kids!

--Em Khndzoruh