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Question #1807 posted on 12/06/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What group has the most laws/regulations/policies prohibiting their advancement?
-Curious Jorge

A: Dear Curious Jorge,

I am guessing a conservative, white, and christian religious group.

The captain