"God blesses those who take out his sweet spirits." - Just Another Cassio
Question #181 posted on 08/11/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why is the BYU studies office in the CB? It seems a little out of place there. Why not the JKHB or the JSB? Are they on a mission to convert all the apostate engineers?
- Not an engineer

A: Dear Non-Engineer,
Here's the scoop. I called the BYU Studies Office and here's what the nice lady on the other end told me. They USED to be in the JKHB. Then they were in the Smith Family Living Center. And, as you know, they currently reside in the Clyde. The girl denied allegations of moving to their current locale in a crusade to save engineers. She actually laughed when I asked about it. But it wasn't just a "Ha, ha! What a funny idea!" kind of laugh. Oh no. I detected a hint of "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"-ness that would definitely suggest they're up to something. I'd keep an eye out if I were you...
- Scruffy