By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -George Carlin
Question #1813 posted on 12/06/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
During his election campaign, Governor Arnold made the following statement when asked about gay marriage: "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." Does this mean he's for it, or against it?
-The Kennedy Family

A: Dear Kennedy,

I think he was trying to pacify everyone in the state of California by confusing them to death. He (in other, less ambiguous statements) has come out in favor of Homosexual civil unions and against gay marriage. I think as long as he has someone to grope he will be fine with just about anything.

The captain